Breaking news: the USTA has announced

Breaking news: the USTA has announced that it will induct “Peapod” into the Squirrel Tag Field of Fame. Peapod gained popularity as the playful co-host of The Joy of Painting along side Bob Ross. “Peapod” was a fierce competitor on the field and even befriended his advisory to learn his ways. We salute you “Peapod” for all your contributions to the game of Squirrel tag.

USTA announces competition

The United Squirrel Tag Association announced today that it will be holding its bi-annual competition later this year. The location is still to be determined, but I am sure it will provide a spectacular environment to play. More details will be posted as they become available.

Presidential Match

On a recent trip to the nation's capitol, I was again challenged for my crown. This time by a presidential squirrel. At first, I thought since the squirrel had just run from the rose garden that it might be followed by some members of the Squirrel Service, so I gave some time to make sure he wasn’t being protected. This game was a game of strategy beyond any other game I had played.





By using the fence which was very out of bounds for me (as I feared getting close might be very bad for my health) the squirrel kept me at bay. After a lengthy taunting session, the game time ran out and the game was called a draw. I left the grounds with a feeling of defeat. Maybe I should come back in 4 years to try again.

Post Game

After a long game, I find resting a great option. However, after a very long and action packed game make sure to hydrate yourself. I like to pop open a bottle of Squirrelade.

Hyde Park

Site: Hyde Park, London
Target Rich Environment: Yes
Weather: Overcast


After traveling across the Atlantic to the country of England I was challenged to a game of tag by the feisty and elusive Hyde Park Squirrels.
The spacious and lush Hyde park has provided the people of London with open green space.
However, it also is home to the many squirrels that show no fear when challenged to a game of tag. My long and historic past in squirrel chasing is full of decisive victories over many fierce competitors.




I look for a worthy adversary. I announce the start of the game and lunge for a squirrel. He realizes that a tag is emanate and leaps to the nearby tree, these squirrels are fast and smart, two aspects that are going to make this game a very difficult one. Then he taunts me, oh these guys are good. After a couple of scoreless rounds I was about to call the game over when no worthy contestant showed up…to my surprise a squirrel decided to match wits.
In a moment of weakness I was almost overtaken by a nimble squirrel...I went for the tag and landed a hand on the tail...victory was almost mine.

Then the game was taken to another level when the master of the park entered the game. He was a fierce competitor and was not going to loose. After some back and forth tags, the master squirrel went for a game ending tag and landed it. I was dealt my first lost and left the park in dismay.

Equipment

The proper equipment can mean the difference between getting the tag or being delt a devastating game ending tag. So to perform at your best you must have the right stuff. Here is a list of the necessary equipment for an afternoon of tag.

- Proper shoes- cleats work well for open grassy areas, for urban encounters normal tennis shoes will surfice. I recommend a pair of sport specific squirrel tag shoes.

- Proper attire- Who says you can’t look good while chasing a squirrel? Dress can span a wide range but I prefer loose fitting athletic attire.

- Headband- This is the most important aspect of a squirrel tag outfit. A classic headband is what lets the squirrels know that you mean business.

- Water – you can never have to much water, bring extra to share with your opponents after a long afternoon game, also orange wedges and mixed nuts are good post game snacks.